“… and then she never made it home.”
He’s the most amazing, brilliant, annoying man I’ve ever met. He’s like heaven and earth all rolled up in tight trousers
hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?
no it was fuck welcome to the real world son
i am overlooking the beach, i see all of the people laying in the sand, barely clothed. they want the d i say snickering to myself. i shall give them the d. their bodies become warm and they begin to sweat. i give them more of the d and they remove the little swim wear they have on. mmm… dat vitamin d. i am the sun.
What did i just read
what is this
you heard me motherfucker
yahoo spent too much on this website
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep